Planet Awesome

A place where only the coolest of cool people come from. You must be of extremely high intellect, as well as mental & physical beauty to reside here.

Him: "You broads are all the same!"
Her: "Not me! I'm from Planet Awesome."

by Founder of Planet Awesome July 8, 2009

Plane Humped

when despite your best efforts you are are unintentionally

groped by the stranger sitting in the seat next to you during a plane trip.

Most commonly occurs during long haul flights, after alcohol or sleeping aids are consumed.

I was watching the in flight movie when I the guy next to me passed out and plane humped my shoulder!

I woke up and the chick beside me was passed out with her hand on my thigh- I so got plane humped!

by EmSquared725 September 15, 2010

plandex

Material made of pleather and spandex and made into pants for fat women to wear in order to make them feel like they are trying to get their sexy back. Not to be confused with sweat pants.

Look Janet, Marge is wearing her plandex pants again. She hasn't missed a meal.

by user3684 April 29, 2012

planetary wind

A wind on the planet

Planetary wind is a stupid fucking earth science term that you will never use in life

by Ryan Kick May 7, 2018

diarrhea planet

Adjective equating the state of the world being doomed or a mess

This world is a mess.....diarrhea planet I tell you.

by KHVA April 3, 2018

Unicorn Planet

A world of almost unimaginable gentleness, inner strength and rainbow-illuminated beauty that exists within more evolved humans.

Welcome to my wondrous world known as the Unicorn Planet, where kindness rules and there is no need for borders or politics.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Arab on a plane

When you receive unwanted attention.

I was late for my class today but when I walked in everyone stared at me like an Arab on a plane

by LazioUltraBoy April 28, 2011