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Daniel Plainview 

The fictional main character in the 2007 movie "There Will Be Blood", Daniel Plainview is many things. He is an Oil Man. He is a family man. It has even been said that he is the third revelation.

Frequently drunk and angry, he epitomizes everything I wish I could be. He beats up religious leaders, threatens to kill powerful men for talking about his family, is an expert on drainage, and a milkshake connoisseur as well. In short, a complete badass in every way.
Daniel Plainview's Famous Quotes:

"Did you just tell me how to raise my family, Tilford? One of these days I'm going to come to you, wherever you sleep, and I'm going to cut your throat."

"DRAIIIIIINAGE! Drainage, Eli, you BOY! Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake. And I also have a straw, see there it is. And my straw - are you watching? - my straw reaches acrooooooossss the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I. Drink. Your... MILKSHAKE! *SSSSSLURP* I DRINK IT UP!"

"I look at people sometimes and I see nothing to like... I hate most people."
Daniel Plainview by Zoniax June 12, 2008
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Paid Troll 

A user (or multiple users) paid by wealthy people or corporations to disrupt and disagree with a discussion forum or comment blog.
That so-and-so always disagrees with any mention of climate change. He is a Paid Troll for the oil industry.

Thomas Paidtimoff 

inventor of paid time off, hangs out mostly around the holidays
Ox has work next Monday, luckily im hanging out with Thomas Paidtimoff
Thomas Paidtimoff by Big Jenk January 14, 2018

pleasant plains il

small town in the middle of nowhere were people go to die slowy in the middle of the road unless they get killed by a bull that got loose, also shitty weed

placid vexation

A situation that causes a surreal state of peace due to extreme tension, trauma, or violence.
When John got arrested for smuggling drugs he went into deep shock, such disbelief, damn, placid vexation!
placid vexation by freedom boy June 16, 2009

hammonds plains

the country side of halifax, where babys become men by learning how to ride dirt bikes and four wheelers at the young age of fetus, and a couple years down the road they become potheads and alcoholics. like a dude wearing black airforces, these people are no-one to piss off as you'll probably get your ass kicked.
dont fuck with him man, he's from hammonds plains
hammonds plains by fuckingmint69 August 28, 2019

plaine service 

Plaine service is defined as the service aboard a budget flight in which extra services,such as food & beverage and entertainment, are not provided or provided gratis.
If you take a budget flight with plaine service, do not forget to pack your own lunch.