Labor Pivot: The act of saying fuck it to your job due to Covid stay at home protocols. Labor Pivoting involves but not limited to, online gaming, daily food delivery’s and wearing clothing only from the waste up for zoom meetings.
Jane the librarian: “I use to love working with kids during story time and the Dewey decimal system…but after this Covid bullshit I’ve done a complete Labor Pivot and I am much happier.”
by CLINCHFIELD April 9, 2022
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Jimmy: I don’t know what that is
Me: its a useful maneuver to re position your front tire in a pinch, you ride motocross you wouldn’t understand
Jimmy: I don’t know what that is
Me: its a useful maneuver to re position your front tire in a pinch, you ride motocross you wouldn’t understand
by A_monkey_named_oliver August 5, 2021
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The idea is getting more of our guys right in the middle of the action, to allow them to perform a pivotal act or otherwise prevent the spilling of Seed AI.
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