pitching batting practice

Masturbating, usually refering to a male

I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice.

by Mark November 23, 2003

Pitching From The Grave

Pitching From The Grave - PITCHING - as in a sales pitch, selling someone on a product, convincing people to buy the crap your selling that they don't need.

FROM THE GRAVE - past tense your dead, buryed, and gone, no longer with the living.

PITCHING FROM THE GRAVE - Still convincing people with a sales pitch so they buy the crap your selling after you are dead and buryed.

Holy crap man I bought some oxyclean last night from Billy Mays, I can't belive thad dude is still Pitching From The Grave!

by SquigmanFraud August 14, 2009

catching & pitching

In a homosexual relationship: pitching is when one partner comes on to the other. The catcher is the partner who receives the seduction

Hey! I'm pitching, I get to choose what hole I put it in. Don't you understand catching & pitching?

by BabybleuParker November 25, 2013

pitching a fork

The act of raising one's hand with the middle and ring fingers folded down beneath a bent thumb, and the index and little fingers raised, micking a devil's orn or pitchfork.

"Holy fuck, somebody put Slayer on! I'm gonna pitch a fork!"

by grindmyscrotum August 3, 2005

pitching a tent

What Sherman did after he saw Ms.Spall walking down the hall calling his name.

Sherman's Captin hook came alive after ms.spall called his name.

by Andrew Miller June 5, 2003

Pitching a Tent

What Sherman did after he hooked up with Ashley in the movies

The pants area around his groin rises by something underneath(dick).

by Matt May 29, 2003

Relief Pitching

A baseball term used to describe the act of engaging in sex with a less than desirable or not so attractive female, for the sole purpose of ending a period sexual frustration

I hooked up with an ugly chick last night at the bar.
Gross! Why?
I had to do some relief pitching son.

by OinkyB July 25, 2010