Portland Pint

When a group of men ejaculate into a pint glass, and another drinks it.

My friend came in last place in his fantasy football league, so he had to chug a Portland Pint.

by DamDanny March 13, 2019

Enfield pint

If someone is annoying you, you calmly down the drink you currently have, smash the edge of the glass and shove it into the person's face

That bitch is so annoying, I'm gonna Enfield pint her in a minute

by nat137 February 28, 2008

pint size

anyone who is very small in stature

Ben Jones is a pint size freak

by Mark March 16, 2004

Pint Rating

A way guys compare with each other how attractive they think a woman is. By judging the number of pints it would take before you slept with each woman. The more pints the less attractive the woman.

For accuracy where pints would not be enough a guy can refer to other measures e.g. shots

For extreme circumstances (a minger) a guy could use something stronger such as LSD.

Guy 1: "Oooh she's fit, Pint rating?"

Guy 2: "I'd say 3-4 pints"

Guy 3: "2 pints and a shot"

Guy 1: "What about her mate, 12 pints?"

Guy 2: "More like 15!"

Guy 3: "No way I'd say say 20 pints and LSD's before i'd shag her!"

by El-magico April 6, 2010

pint of view

An opinion, attitude or judgment given after the consumption of alcohol, often on social media, usually after closing time and into the early hours; can contain spelling mistakes, swear words, regret, caps lock on and unfinished sentences...

Did you see that Facebook post by Andy at 2am this morning?

Yeah, typical Andy just giving his drunk pint of view !

by Gingerbreadandy March 12, 2016

Night Pints

When good cunts go to a pub or bar for Pints at Night. Usually generates a large amount of laughter and the occasional deep conversation.

You up for Night Pints later?

What a laugh we had at Night Pints!

by nahs7426 August 17, 2016

Pint on Head

The art of balancing a pint glass (or sometimes tinny unaided on your head) preferable while full and capturing the event on camera.

Started as a face book group (Pint on Head - the new Phenomenon Sweeping the nation) where photos of POH are collected and is now spreading from bar to party to party to bar.

That Guy's taking a photo, quick Pint on Head.

by Steveysteve March 20, 2009