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Pinch My Squid 

To masturbate, especially while listening in on a conference call.
Do you think she could talk sexy so I can pinch my squid?"
Pinch My Squid by TNRjackass April 3, 2008
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Pinch-n-Roll 

The act of itching one's scrotum due to the fact that the area in and around the testicles is very sensitive to harsh forces.

Men can not just scratch their scrotum but must grab the sack between there fingers at the spot of itchiness and Pinch and Roll the skin back in forth to attain full satisfaction.
My ballsack is very itchy. I think I'll go find a private place in the office and pinch-n-roll them.
Pinch-n-Roll by WillyJK January 27, 2009

Pinch-A-Loaf 

The act of dispursing poo out of the anus. Slang terms include: pinch a mean one, dropping the kids off at the pool, taking the browns to the super bowl, taking a dump, lose some poundage, drop a load, etc.
Hey man, I really gotta Pinch-A-Loaf, can I use your bathroom?
Pinch-A-Loaf by Monnor Cunn July 20, 2010

Pinch his/her sack 

(v.) Occurs when selling drugs to a sketch person that you don't know, like, or care about. The seller will take out any amount for his/her own personal use and then sell the short sack to the square who probably doesn't have a scale anyway, so don't worry.
Dealer Man: "If niggas be talkin all stupid on the phone, i pinch his/her sack."

Jose:"That freshman with the hearing aid just asked me if i could get him an 8th of whacky tobbacky. Is he for real? "
Todd: "That dude looks like Mincus from Boy Meets World, you have to pinch his sack."
Jose: "Its a done deal."
Pinch his/her sack by OG Rob April 4, 2010

Pinch dick 

After a night of indulging in cocaine, you're typically left with a pinch dick. This is essentially when your penis retreats into your stomach like a turtle head due to lack of blood flow.
Lance was dead set on making tonight a special night with his new girlfriend, unfortunately, his pinch dick would not allow any type of satisfactory performance.
Pinch dick by Scroteinagreencoat October 25, 2016

pinch machine 

A sexual act involving of the male inserting his testicles into an anus and letting it close on his testicles.
Guy "Dude how was last night?"

Dude"Not good my girl/boyfriend forced me to use the pinch machine."

Guy "Ouch."
pinch machine by Rally Cry November 4, 2010