Pikesville

Don't lie to yourself, you wish you were from Pikesville. Whether you live in 21208 or 21209, everyone knows your name and your history. Getting a car on your 16th birthday is a birthright, much like your bar/bat mitzvah. Yes, that's right: if you live in Pikesville, and you aren't Jewish, then you want to be. And while the Mothers are playing Mah Jong and attending Stock Club meetings, and the Fathers are busy running their law firms, accounting firms, banks, and medical practices, the kids are at play, driving in their brand new cars to the bars, a house party, or the next Pikesville High School Lacrosse game. That's right, Pikesville kids are athletic (Don't let the stature fool you). And yet, when it comes time to graduate, Pikesville kids can't wait to leave to find new people because in high school, the Towson, Owings Mills, and Reisterstown kids were not good enough for the Pikesville kids to hang out with.

Don't hate Pikesville kids because our fathers sign your fathers' paychecks.

Pikesville by MJM April 24, 2005

fat Pikey 

Fat pikey

Fat pikeys. They are naturally fat, well built 'ish'. They are also gypsies they borrow everything and never pay there own phone bill. They are always short of cash but when they have it it's in great amounts and is spent on fags, booze and weed. They are funny and kind but never crash fags. They own a lot of cool stuff which is 78% of the time broken, fucked or stolen. They are usually found smoking in there room and trying to get there pile of shit xbox to work (they usually revert to there caveman self and try hitting it) They are also found in there caravan or at a friends. it will usually be Trainwreck's house. 68% of the time they do a lot of agricultural work and seem to never get paid. All in all FatPikey is a nice guy who is not at all reliable but are very useful to have in your life and all in all a great friend.

Guy 1: That guy is a cool guy but he didn't crash me a fag and has taken half my xbox games

Guy 2: what do you expect he's a Fat Pikey

fat Pikey by Nath178 January 23, 2014

Pikey and Jippo 

Basically Pikeys and Jippo's are the lowest scum walking the earth. All they do is stand around star lane and orpington market. All they do is start on people.They come in all sorts and sizes.Most of em wear fake stolen burberry caps and anything that is associated to burberry and stolen jewllery.I mean they would even steal an old grannies last 10 pence.They park there shitty stolen caravans anywhere they like till the council finds them.And even then they wanna fight them.They are dumb as assholes.They move bout in packs, usually with their in-bred pikey or jippo cousins and second and third and woteva the last digit in the world cousins.They would even shag their own mothers and in some known cases their own dads.

'Pikey' = You got a spare fag boy
'You'= Soz mate
'Pikey' = Wot u say bout my mum boooy
'You' = Wot u on bout
'Pikey' = dont start with me booy,get the chambers on you booy
'You' = Beat it pikey scum

Typical pikey and jippo sayings
- Mother dies
- Boooooooooooy
- Chicken Eyebrow chavvy
- Steal your shoes booy
- Get the chambers on you boooy

And loads more

Pikey and Jippo by Pikeynator December 16, 2004

Pikey Suit 

The usual work attire of Pikeys and Chavs, of all the same brand of sports clothes (note: actually participating in sport other than bare knuckle fisticuffs is not the objective of the attire) and not a mixture of brands or types of clothes.

also known as a shell suit (Chav Suit).

Usual suit types are Adidas, Reebok and Nike, looked down upon are the 4 stripe Adidas look alike ripoff suits, worn mostly by Northern Chavs and Pikeys.

pikey suite pikey suit chav adidas nike reebok coleen mcloughlin rooney

Pikey Suit by DJone July 26, 2011

PIKEY GOLD 

Pikey gold is a term used to describe any old rusting metal that has been discarded by its previous owner as it is deemed no longer able to perform its original task. Items include but not exclusively shopping trolleys with tree wheels ,a bath with a hole in it and other things people might throw away.
The Pikey's main goal in life seems to be the acquisition of anything metal and they are not fussy about who it belongs too, incidents where lead has been stolen from church roofs and electric cables taken from railway crossings (causing major disruption to networks) are common.

It's like the wild west in England with toothless Pikey's slapping their knees and performing little jigs around skips when they find a bit of scrap .

"Hey Boi bring da van roun here so we can get dis wheel chair quick whilst da man is swimming"
and

"There's pikey gold in them there hills"

PIKEY GOLD by Thunderlawyer January 8, 2017

Pikesville middle school

Home of the fake students: the pythons. This school is fucking horrible. It is like a prison. The teachers don’t really give a fuck about you, they just want whatever money they get paid. They yell at your face and meddle in your business. The students spread rumors, talk shit, and fight in the hallways. it isn’t really ghetto but every now and again, you’ll see a single twist, braid or a whole ass weave on the floor. No biggie. If you go to pikesville im so sorry.

Pikesville middle school sucks dookie. 💩

Pikesville middle school by The baddest bitch ever April 16, 2019

Pikey nit face 

Someone who is the lowest of the low and undoubtedly resembles a rat utter stinky needs to stop being a dirty filthy robber.
AKA Lewis Thorley.

Omg Lewis was annoying me hes such a pikey nit face.

Pikey nit face by SCFC2103 January 14, 2020