Pistachio Butt

A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.

Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!

by /weird February 12, 2019

sauce-pitality

Extreme and unbridled enthusiasm, friendliness and hospitality with regard's to one's guests, especially concerning crashing on one's couch.

"We went up the hill to Nathan's the other night to watch the game and drink a few brewskies - afterwards he practically forced Corey, Ryan and I to stay the night on his comfy couch rather then walk all the way back down. What sauce-pitality!"

by Sleep Dancer January 5, 2010

mini pita

Just a good old fashioned dim-witted schist bucket.

Guy 1 - you are such a mini pita some times, bro.

Guy 2 - hehe, yeah, I know.

by Hottestpepperever April 17, 2023

pintage

A beer drinking session.

Martin: Post-work pintage?
Tomasz: Can't. Going to the cinema.

by Tomasz Minkowski June 9, 2007

Pitaphobia

The fear of being stalked by a creepy bald man that is obsessed with rainbows.

I always have a feeling that Pittas is watching me... I must have pitaphobia.

by Pittas September 18, 2013

pita pa key

Originated in a thread in FinHeaven & Co. and popularized by too many people to mention. It is what it is and its not what its not. It is everything. It is nothing. It is the redheaded stepchild in an Armenian family photo. It is the look your gas attendant gives you when you ask if he has change for $100. It is the underground movement that is slowly taking over the world one forum at a time. It is you. You are it. It is the pita pa key.

1. Who Dey; Wit da Pita Pa Key?

by tehMick February 13, 2005

PITAS

Acronym for "Pain In The Ass Syndrome".

-Hey Kelly! could you tell your brother to quit it, he's being such an A-hole! -Sorry, Steph! but I hate to tell you he's got PITAS! The jerk can't really help it!

by Cybercass November 10, 2009