Pie Shifter

Refers to someone who can go into a petrol station and clear the whole shelf of Ginster's pasties in one visit.

"Wow did you see that guy eat all those pasties? What a pie shifter."

by Ferg1 June 26, 2012

Apple Pie Shot

An inventive party drink made with one shot of either vodka (preferred) or rum, mixed with apple juice and cinnamon. After taking the drink, leave it in your mouth, then dispense whipped cream, and shake all together.

Person 1: Dude! Did you see that chick drinking an apple pie shot?

Person 2: Yea! She sure can stuff a lot of cream in her mouth.

by Drink Master April 6, 2010

pie shot

when a female wearing a mini skirt/ short skirt/short dress, etc and then opens her legs when sitting down, or falling over triping over, etc and then exposes the front of her panties/undies/thong/g-sting, etc!

Usally turns on many guys (males) (straight ones).

See that hot as chick over there...sitting down with that mini skirt?
Yeah man!
She is give a great pie shot hey mate?
Fucking oath mate...fucking oath!

by Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi July 28, 2005

Pie Shank

The art of concealing one or more rusty nails inside of a baked good, such as pie, followed by smashing the pastry into a friend or foe's face causing them excruciating pain, via nails in the face, while bringing wholesome joy to all witnesses. (Remember, it has to be a pastry/baked good or it wont work)

My grandmother baked an apple pie when i specifically asked for pumpkin pie. In a violent act of vengeance i grabbed rusty nails from the garage, stuck them in her apple pie and pie shanked that bitch. (The phrase pie shank is used in the past tense in this definition is used in the past tense)

by Merik Pie August 5, 2010

Pie Stomp

It's sometimes customary, in the Midwestern regions of the United States to defecate while showering. Pie stomping is the act of squishing fecal matter down the drain with ones foot.

Hey Billy-Jean-Ray! Is pie stomping allowed in this here shower?

by phalout January 19, 2009

Pie Smashing

Sexual activity in which the female's genitals end up in pieces.

OMG look at your vagina! You must've been doing some pie smashing

by caseone March 23, 2011

cream pie surprise

when you un-expectedly jizz in a girls asshole, and then it leeks out.
or you whip it out of her ass real quick and unload a full clip in her face and give her a free facial that she was not prepared for

Jill: uhh!...the other day, dave gave me a cream pie surprise!

by Little Gords March 15, 2007