black pigeon

a genuinely kind person who is usually camp. they are nervous at first but will become calmer after knowing you a while. they get ill easily but fight the illness of every time.

he's one black pigeon
he looks very nervous, he must be a very black pigeon
he's always ill he must be a black pigeon

by FreddyPigeon November 2, 2013

Obese Pigeon

A godly creature of absolute power. When one touches an obese pigeon, they will feel the ultimate goal to go to Mc Donalds to eat. Obese pigeons cannot fly so instead they can only role.

Oh wow Joe, did you see that Obese Pigeon there, it was absolutely huge!

by RAVISHINGMONKEY62 August 28, 2016

Frumpy Moist Pigeon

Noun - the end result of masturbating, shaving your pubes, and pooping all in one toilet sitting.

I was gonna go to the bathroom, but my friend Grant left behind a Frumpy Moist Pigeon in the toilet.

by Cookie_Beard November 4, 2012

pigeon rat

Pigeon rat is a cross-breed between a pigeon and a rat found on a simpsons episode. Used by Sherwood kids as an insult.
pigeon = mooch or thief
rat = tattle tale low life
pigeonrat= slimy grimy mooching fuck.

when some bitch rats on ur ass but comes back later askin for a dolla or suemtin youd say "fuck off you pigeon rat goooooof"

by akwlejadlkfb April 17, 2009

Faulty Pigeon

A stranded pigeon who is unable to fly due to poor health or a malfunctioning wing.

Mike: dude look at that faulty pigeon on the ledge its not walking anywhere
Ricky: holy balls man you can literally walk up to it and touch it!
Mike: Wow, I'm calling animal control. Here you talk to them
...
Animal Control: Hello this is animal control how can we help you?
Ricky: Yes, animal control? We got a faulty pigeon on our hands, we will need your assistance immediately.
Animal Control: Thank you! We're on it!

by Faulty Pigeon Hero April 27, 2010

Dirty Pigeon

Hanging one's arse over a balcony and defecating on another's head.

Charlie dropped a Dirty Pigeon all over Lloyd, and his dinner and his girlfriend. It was the greatest Dirty Pigeon you ever saw.

by BigBear & Papa Smurf May 11, 2008

Pigeon Crawl

To Pigeon Crawl or go Pigeon Crawling is when you or a group of friends each down a bottle of Nyquil and go jerk off in the bathroom of a Chuck-e-Cheese.

Me and 3 of my dude friends had a pigeon crawl last Wednesday... what a mess.

by Yum--cake balls December 27, 2010