Catherine Pizarro

Catherine is the most Amazing girl ever. She loves to game, draw, and watch anime. She is really pretty, funny, smexy, and very beautiful. Her voice is the sweetest thing. If you were friends with Catherine, than you would be the luckiest person ever to be with forever because she knows how to put a smile on your face. Catherine loves music and loves to eat sushi nomnomnom. If I ever met Catherine in my life, I think my life would be complete. Sometimes she will say she is not pretty, but that isn't true. She is very pretty inside and out. She has a nice body, really cute smile, cute nose, and has all the looks. Catherine is someone you need to take care of like a Cat. She has a kind-heart and you need to protect her from harm no matter what. She's a Brown Eyed Girl that you can never forget about. Keep her close to you and give her all your love <3 because Catherine needs love

Boy:Hey who is that?
Boy2: oh! thats Catherine Pizarro!
Boy:Dayuuuuuumm she's hella fine
Boy: She's really beautiful no lie

by SuperAsian143 March 12, 2013

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Jake Pisarski

Many decades ago, fuck boi scientists created a whore known to the world as Jake Pisarski. This project would pave the way for countless generations of other whorecunts.

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by swiggityswag666 December 19, 2014

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The Flying Picard

When you lube up your balled head with Olive Oil then take a running start and stick it up a vagina.

Last night I got my old lady to let me try out The Flying Picard.

by jesus.son March 18, 2011

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Captain Picard does a jig

Popular drinking game which originated in upstate New York. It was named after the Star Trek Captain, Jean-Luc Picard. Players start with a full beverage (ie. beer) and proceed to 'chug' or drink the beer as fast as they can. The first one done becomes Captain Picard, he/she then gets to choose someone else to do a 'jig' with them. The two players must now compete to be the first one done with their beer, while dancing an irish-like riverdance jig. The winner becomes the new Captain Picard and the game continues.

Frank: "Dude, what do you guys want to do
tonight? ...we have a lot of beer
and nowhere to go."
Mable: "How about we play
Captain Picard does a jig?"
Lester: "Yeah, that sounds pretty good!
We'll get drunk fast and it'll
be hilarious trying to
riverdance while drinking!"

by Sir Francis Drake Glendale III January 29, 2009

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