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dick-picket

something or someone so painful it would be like sticking oneself in the dick with a picket fence.

*note this can be used by anyone, regardless of their anatomy. you don’t need firsthand experience of a pain in your dick
“all jeremiah does is talk about his upcoming sporting tournaments, he’s such a dick-picket”

the teacher caught me with hentai open on my laptop, that conversation was a serious dick-picket”
by LX ‘84 November 16, 2022
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Mr.Picket

Mr Picket is the only person who works at UMA who genuinly gives a fuck about the students. His room is a safe space and it is the only good time you have to get homework done. He asks how your doing and gives you advice on how to fix your life. He has done almost everything a human can do and is a walking google.
Mr.Picket is such a pimp, he cant stop pulling bitches.
by wedgiewalker May 3, 2023
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pick picketing

I am a proponent of equality for all people not just black people.that would be pick picketing
by I am kogi August 6, 2023
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Pullin a Puckett

1.) Taking a girl out and spending money on her in hopes of getting some and you get nothing...

2.) another term for jerkin off
he took her out to dinner and she did not give him any. "pullin a puckett" or he "pulled a puckett"
by bulldog812 October 6, 2012
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Kirby Puckett

When you drag a girl into a bathroom stall and squueze here boobs so hard you leave brusies.
My date wasn't putting out, so I gave her the Kirby Puckett, then I went and got drunk.
by Shinndig April 16, 2009
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White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome

mental state in which a change becomes a fixation; a need to better one's lifestyle; similar to a dream-like state; everything becomes "clear" to the patient.
She has the worst case of White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome I've ever seen!
by Meghan April 6, 2004
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Picket Fence

Another name for the proposed ‘Boder Wall’ between the US and Mexico.
If (or when) the proposed ‘Border Wall’ is built... it will be more of a PICKET FENCE; because of all the protests and picketing!
by Major Thomas Randle March 18, 2019
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