phagtable

aquired from the words "phallus" and "vegetable" pushed together, a phagtable is a vegetable that resembles a phallus in any way.

pronounced 'faj-tub-ull'

John, your shopping cart is full of phagtables. Got a fun night planned?

by trumpetg0d May 27, 2010

bomb paragraph

a paragraph that makes someones day and helps boost self esteem. that person spent time and effort writing this paragraph and put love into it

"Wow! That was sure a bomb paragraph you wrote last night."

by lacrosse101 April 19, 2015

phaggotry

the display of faggot-like actions; acting gay, or in a gay manner.

He is setting a fine example of phaggotry.

by Mike Gamman December 10, 2008

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code states, "If an adequately attractive female is within your presence, you are obligated to ask to view said female's breasts."

"Hello Miss. By Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code, you are adequately attractive, and as such, may I view your breasts?"

by rastyhaf March 9, 2019

Paragraphs

When you love someone, it’s important to tell them. To give them the words and let them know just how important they are to you. But for many of us, explaining how we feel can be hard and the right words don’t always come out the way we mean. These I love you paragraphs are examples of ways you can tell someone you care about them. You can send them in a card, text message, email, or a letter. Use them as inspiration for your own paragraphs, borrow sections and tweak them to make them your ow, or add details from you own life and relationship to make it even more personal.

Taking the time to write out an I love you paragraph, will show your boyfriend or husband just how much he means to you. Because telling someone you love them is about so much more than three little words.

Here are over 30 love paragraphs for him to inspire your own I love you paragraphs:
I know we say I love you a lot. In the morning when we wake up, on our way out the door, sometimes when we say goodbye over the phone. We say I love you when something bad happens and we want to let the other person know I’m here for you, we say I love you when one of the kids does something cute or ridiculous.

She used a paragraph for her bf
Paragraphs- She wrote her bf paragraphs

by Trippie February 24, 2020

Paragon Prep

Crazy Prep School that prepares the paragon knights for high school, where kids actually like to learn and get extra credit for insulting teachers in Shakespearean, and get free slurpees, paint the latin room, clone things, sell stuff, write on windows and make things explode. and rename everything with the prefix para

THE BEST SCHOOL EVER

When we made dry ice bombs for a science lab, and then made ice cream.
paracare, parabus, parahold, paraprison, parastress, parapressure, parafun parabus,
Paragon Prep is my favorite school, though it does not feel like a school, especially all the latin stories.

by Paragirl June 25, 2009

Pharage

Marseillaise slang for the mixture of vomit and mucous that can ensue from a poorly-executed blow job

Daphne was unimpressed at her partner’s attempt at poaching her an egg: “it’s got all the allure of a pool of pharage, you dimwit”

by Seaniesean December 3, 2017