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pooping backwards

The act of pooping on a toilet backwards, as if straddling the toilet. In most cases the trousers and undergarments must be completely removed before engaging in this act.
Yellows '09 loves pooping backwards!
Yeah they leave some awesome skid marks.
by Poop Backwards July 28, 2010
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Pooping-it-Forward

Based on the pay-it-forward theory, but in an office environment and including poop. One worker walks in on a co-worker while that co-worker is pooping in a communal bathroom stall. That co-worker, who was walked in on, then walks in on another co-worker pooping in a communal bathroom stall thus pooping-it-forward.
In Dennis’ first few weeks with Company A he really needed to take a poop. He entered the men’s room and pulled open the handicap stall door and there sat Jason, Dennis’ co-worker, dropping the kids off at the pool. A few months later Randy, another Company A employee, had a Taco Bell moment where he just had to go. In a hurry he flung open the handicap stall door and found a situation much like your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger. There sat Dennis upon the company throne, pooping, while texting his girl. At that point, Dennis completed the cycle of pooping-it-forward.
by RandyPits March 4, 2008
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Pooping the baby batter

This can be described as when one may ejaculate on a womans feet(us) to cause the baby making procedure. Normally this happens when doing the two player no pants dance. This is normally to make a human child.
"man, I found a nice girl, so I think we will be pooping the baby batter tonight"
by Daddy baby batter February 3, 2017
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Pooping In Butts

Verb 1: to deal out the nastiest of all pwnage
Verb 2: to rage, engage in mayhem
Verb 3: to engage in sexual activity with a fine lady

May also be used as a statement pointing out or asserting approval of an attractive member of the opposite sex (i.e., I'd totally poop in her butt)

Other forms include but are not limited to: pooping in and around the butt area, pooping so much around the butt area that poop would have to go into the butt due simply to sheer poop volume, pooping all over one's butt, and pooping in one's butt hard (as in, giving it all you've got)
Verb 1: That's my second chopper-gunner, I'm pooping in butts
Verb 2: Dude, we were fucking poopin' in butts last night
Verb 3: I pooped in her butt last night
by SirBroDude January 19, 2010
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pooping syndrome

where one has a longing for pooping so much they make their entire life out to be some what of a shit fest and tell everyone about how much they love to shit. They have many fecal matter smeared all over the toilet and sometimes deny that they have to poop and then laugh in front of less fortunate people that don't have to poop at the time. Many people with pooping syndrome get diagnosed by their selves in their own home. The leftover people with the pooping syndrome tend to believe that they are in fact the shit and tell everyone that until they are diagnosed by a highly skilled professional: AKA a proctologist. Many people dont relate to people with pooping syndrome because of one or more of the following facts about the people with pooping syndrome:
1. pooping syndrome people often dont wash their hands after they wipe, whether they get any fecal matter on their hands or not.
2. pooping syndrome people definitely have to poop in public places often(part of the syndrome) and fart very loud when doing so.
3. people with the syndromE also plan their poops and most of them hate to poop at home unless there are a lot of people around. Most of the time they just have to migrate the the most populated areas and take a shadoobie just to get their poop out and be inappropriate with their farting.
4. people with this syndrome also tend to have wet farts a lot aka THE SHART.
5. they also fart on their hands as much as they can and then prepare food and shove pre-poops into their mouths with their dirty hands.
by the scene queen October 22, 2009
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air pooping

When you are too lazy to take a dump, so you carefully fart it out until you don't have to go so badly.
After seventeen hours playing World of Warcraft, Joe had to take a crap bad. But because he was on a raid, he settled for air pooping.
by Tern October 21, 2008
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pooping in the woods

Pooping in the woods has two definitions

1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit

2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.

Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods

2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
by PooperOvTehWoods March 19, 2014
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