phallicookie

A cookie baked in the shape of a phallus.

"If you don't shut up, I'm gonna shove my phallicookie in your mouth."

by felixsofia January 27, 2010

Phallic Mallet

1. A douche-bag alpha male.
2. Meat-headed moron male.
3. Muscly idiot who tries to intimidate / impress people with his big muscles and shiny shirt.

"Oh fuck, look at that phallic mallet who just walked in with his retard friends, now all the bitches are gonna bounce and this place will be a sausage fested ghost town -- let's jet too before they get some Jager Bombs in them and start requesting AC/DC."

by G Laz! August 29, 2011

phallic pretzel art

The art of creating penis related symbols from a popular baked snack food. This often occurs from extreme boredom or because you are an 11 year old boy with a hormonal disposition to enjoy snacks in a new way.

During fourth period English class, Dante could not help but to create the Mona Lisa of cocks with his $1.25 Rold Gold pretzel sticks on his desk. His phallic pretzel art was revered by nearby Clara, but not by Mrs. Tuber.

by Allierace November 25, 2014

phallicy

Deceptive or false appearance of one's own penis size.

Jen hooked up with Jake after the rumor of his man hood spread, only to be deflated by the phallicy that made her so curios in the first place.

by akak1701 January 5, 2008

phallic

Adjective
Erection inducing.
Something that is phallic is awesome to the point of being erotic. Also, it can describe something that actually is erotic.

Charleton Heston finds guns phallic.

Dude, that tranny is phallic

by The Wangstein November 15, 2005

phallic column

The penis is considered the phallic column.

Most men have phallic columns.

by Rofoman May 10, 2006

Phallina

Fine ass bitch 🙌🔥😔🔫

Whose the new girl?

That's Phallina, the fine ass bitch!

by DONKEYKONGA17 November 17, 2014