Joey Perez

Youtube celebrity Joey Perez is anything and everything but ordinary. He put himself out there as a teenage guy who loves singing and sharing music with the world. Because truly music is his passion. Joey wants to be an example to teenagers that its okay to be different. And that they shouldn't hide who they are to please anybody.. The sky's the limit... Jose Perez Jr. or musically known as "Joey Perez." I proudly represent the Downe Community as a 15 year old Mexican male whom genuinely has a strong love and passion for music. Joey Perez was brought to jayday records as a 12 year old and started recording his own lyrics and tracks. Born on July 24, Joey Perez has always had a special connection with music. While teaching himself how to play piano when he was younger, he soon discovered the many different layers of music, making him want to expand his musical horizons. Born in Mexico, raised in California, then moving to Chicago; Joey Perez was open to the various styles of the those areas. He began to make music his lifestyle by starting to produce various tracks as well as write his own bars and verses on a daily basis. His talent did not go unnoticed because of the fact that he has already caught the attention of and started to work with up and coming artist like Passion.This is certainly the beginning step for Joey Perez in his hope of making it big in the music industry.

joey perez

by joeyfan1 January 7, 2010

Perez Hilton

A person who

-After getting beaten up Twitters to his fans,

"I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about"

"I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."

"I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here."

"The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.4 minutes ago from Sidekick "

(Obviously the best thing to do esp. if someone were to be getting robbed at that point and couldn't call the police due to every police service in the country was busy handling thousands of calls from fans of Hilton.
-who is gay, yet uses homophobic slurs.

"You know what, I don't respect you and you're gay and stop being such a faggot." -Perez Hilton

Has a website which writes blogs in, 99% of which are insulting celebs.

by MagicTreehouse August 6, 2009

Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira), the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media", is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. Although a Z list celebrity, Perez is good friends with stars such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson. His website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many "inside" sources. He is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.

Colin Farrell sued Perez Hilton for posting his sex tape on his website

by L0 July 14, 2008

Perfect Game

In baseball, a complete game by a pitcher in which he does not allow any member of the opposing team to reach base.

No pitcher has ever recorded more than one perfect game.

by Rodney Basil May 23, 2004

perfect crime

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

that is the perfect crime

by oof_man27 December 11, 2019

Revising Perfection

To be so awesome that people's views on what perfection is are altered and raised to your level of awesomeness.

Bill: Dude did you see that awesome band last night?
Fred: Yeah man they were Revising Perfection!

by Revising Perfection October 28, 2009

Perez Hilton

A fat, flaming queen who spends his life gossiping about skinny, Hollywood girls he wishes he could be.

It's rumored he is insanely into beastiality with his poor dog, named Teddy Hilton. This is probably true.

Fatty: Perez Hilton reported that Zac Efron is gay!

Fatty2: He wishes.

Fatty: Oh...well did you hear he fucks his dog?

Fatty2: Toootally.

by BLTU March 8, 2009