2 definitions by oof_man27
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
that is the perfect crime
by oof_man27 December 11, 2019
a cool funny person who is always down to have fun. he may not be the hottest guy but girls still find them selves in love with his loving ways. he makes people hard in a good way and he has a way with his friends that is special because he is sped in the head
by oof_man27 December 11, 2019