pepto-bismol

it’s like pepsi, but bismal.

bro 1: “man, i could really go for some pepsi rn.”

bro 2: “you like regular pepsi??? nah nah nah pepto-bismol is where it’s AT”

bro 1: “yk, actually, you so real for that fr that’s straight facts bro straight einstein speaking thru u type shi frfr like for real you a genius”

by googooballsO_O November 5, 2023

Peptojizzmol

Stomach relief elixir made from semen

When my girlfriend complained of a stomach ache, I offered to give her a shot of Peptojizzmol.

by Don Burro May 19, 2024

Peptard

A chronically online gym/crypto-adjacent male who is irrationally obsessed with peptides, convinced they are the solution to everything—from gains to heartbreak to financial loss. Typically exhibits delusional confidence, questionable decision-making, and an inability to shut up about “optimizing”.

Bro got rugged for 80% of his portfolio and immediately ordered more peptides… he’s a full-blown peptard.

by crypt0es March 17, 2026

Peptardmaxxing

The act of fully committing to the peptard lifestyle—stacking random peptides, chasing peak optimization, ignoring consequences, and believing you’re one injection away from becoming a god.

He hasn’t slept, sold his car for SOL, and just added three new compounds to his stack… he’s peptardmaxxing at an elite level.

by crypt0es March 17, 2026

Peptidesandmkmania

The urge to inject large amounts of peptides and take large amounts of mk677

Bojack has peptidesandmkmania

by Pepsandmkblaster6700 August 31, 2025

cleurodynamic peptides

magnetic peptides with a positive solution

Tampa, Florida is surrounded by cleurodynamic peptides.

by Blackholeart April 26, 2022

shot of pepto

The interaction in which a male ejaculates into the bleeding vagina of a woman in her menstrual cycle, stirs the blood and semen with his finger and/or penis, and then lets the resultingly pink sauce drip into a shotglass. Afterwards, the male will quickly drink it.

John: "Hey man, you were up late last night with Carla, huh?"

Stephen: "Yeah, we were having some wild sex, but then she had her period."

John: "Oh, that sucks. Couldn't finish then, huh?"

Stephen: "It's all good. She let me take a Shot of Pepto anyways."

John: "That's fucked up man..."

by Ohwao November 25, 2016