penical

A cross between a pencil
and a penis.

Alex poked me with his penical today.

(see how it works both ways?)

by itsange!HAAAH April 21, 2009

penicle

the length of shaft bewtween bellend and testicles otherwise known as a penimetre, except in the case of a small penis (below 1.5 inches) a nano-penicle, there are 10 nano-penicle's in a penimeter. and one penimeter is equal to 0.5 inches

Dan: i have many nano- penicles.. i'm rather impressed.
jack: well thats nothing on my 5 penimetres.
kyle: well i have the best penicle around.. a whole 6 inches.
Jon: mmmmm penicle

by jockyle January 25, 2010

Keri Ann Peniche

A horrible excuse for a human being. Someone who cares about nothing but themselves. Likes to get tied up during sex and do Crystal Meth. Beware!

God, you are being such a Keri Ann Peniche...

by Rulebreaker March 11, 2010

penice

when a males penis becomes shivled due to the extreme cold, and can be likened to ice.
Painfully shrunken and frozen genitals.

"If that happened I would jump out my window in the harsh New England winter and run three laps around my house naked, and get a mean case of penice."

by sixthree December 7, 2006

Penicula

a meaty or severly over weight person's vagina or pubic area.

" yo did you see that girl?"
"which girl?"
"the one with the huge penicula!!"
"oh! her..thats just angelia "

by llama anus March 12, 2009

penickle

not a nickle nor a penis but a nickle worth the amount of a penis

five cents equals a nickle 2 peniss euqal a penickle

by Yaso November 5, 2003

penicular structure

Shlong, cock, fleshy meat rod, dick

Suck on my penicular structure you stupid whore!

Lick my ass and suck on my penicular structure slut!

by Uberpimp March 18, 2005