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Penguinitis

A bizarre condition in where once nibbled on by a penguin, they develop a "love" towards them, and can't stop thinking about them, this mythical disease is believed to made Linus, the creator of Linux, pick a penguin as a mascot for his newly made operating system
Oh god, I got penguinitis!
by Sir Terry December 30, 2012
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Penguin

The incredible unstoppable force of birds that have assembled all birds, cats, and fish to help to take over the world
Repent! Repent! The penguins will enslave us all! We must su- AHHHHGGGG!!
Penguin blows off his face with a shotgun, then proceeds to order the attack and destroy New York (The state, not the city)
by TheEvilDodo June 18, 2017
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Penguin

a person's soulmate; penguins mate for life.
by Goldielockslizzy July 2, 2008
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Penguin

Penguin is a nickname you can have. It means a person who can easily make you become a better version of yourself, more nicer, more stronger and much more beautiful. It is a person who makes you realize lots of positive things like realizing that you were loved by many people. Penguin is a person who is a soulmate, but also it can be twin flame too.
You’re my penguin and ill make you forever happy w/ my love
by compañero July 29, 2018
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Penguinism

I worship the mighty penguin leader Bob

Join Penguinism and follow the penguin brothers
by Penguin1984 February 2, 2010
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Penguiner

A slur for those born in Antarctica referring to how they fuck penguins
Damn Penguiners stealing out jobs
by Sassyshooty September 9, 2022
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Penguin

1. A small, black and white, sexy aquatic flightless bird.

2. A rich guy who wears a tux everwhere..one whose ass must be kicked.

3. An idiotic character from the TV show Batman, who makes long ass schemes such as "i burn you slowly with a magnifying glass" to kill people instead of just shooting their ass. He has his very own asshat
1. That penguin was too busy being swarmed by women to talk to.

2. I kicked that penguins ass and stole his girlfriend.

3. Trever Clement is almost as gay as the Penguin.
by :D October 31, 2004
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