by John R. January 2, 2004

she's shy until you get to know her, she will do anything for her friends. she's pretty but doesn't believe people when they tell her. she LOVES music and will sing all the time. she may have problems like low self esteem but doesn't let that get in the way. watch out if you lose her trust or you get on her bad side you are most likely to be dead by morning. she doesn't really like physical activity but she really like boxing. though she my not look it she could probably kill you with a touch. she is also very brave and uses that to help others.
by Peonyella August 12, 2018

KPF: "My uniform got stained with gum but I think it will vanish overnight."
HBR: "No it won't."
KPF: "Well I think you're just being a Pessimistic Penelope."
HBR: "No it won't."
KPF: "Well I think you're just being a Pessimistic Penelope."
by xenophyler December 14, 2010

by Molly and Bridget August 27, 2008

Verb. The act of conceiving a child while making a pornographic video. Most common with Kardashians and other untalented celebrities. Can also be abbreviated PSD for short.
John and Sally agreed to make a porno together, however two weeks later Sally missed her period. It was clear that she had Penelope Scotland Disked with John.
Yo man, did you hear about Frank? He PSDed. He doesn't know how he is going to afford the kid either. His penis is so small no one will buy his pornos.
Yo man, did you hear about Frank? He PSDed. He doesn't know how he is going to afford the kid either. His penis is so small no one will buy his pornos.
by Shantyshan July 11, 2012

Sarah: have you seen Penelope scott's new album?
Joe: yeah, and it made me want to kill myself
Then Joe proceeds to beat Sarah to death for liking Penelope scott
Joe: yeah, and it made me want to kill myself
Then Joe proceeds to beat Sarah to death for liking Penelope scott
by Growndarkevilpack July 23, 2023

Remember that penelope strange cheese we saw in Algonquin a few years back, I bet you he loves to bend over and take it like a man.
by Jaydog vonSnozen the 4th January 9, 2004
