pencil-fucked

Washington, DC, slang: if somebody higher up in government takes a pencil to a speech before you deliver it, that’s called being “pencil-fucked”.

The Secretary for the Interior pencil-fucked me before I could tell North Dakota to get over how many tourists South Dakota gets at Mount Rushmore.

by mum61e January 2, 2012

pencil-pushing prophet

your typical white-collar employee. he often does meaningless and repetitive work such as copying-and-pasting or entering details from 9 to 5 on week-days. he is not only mildly bored by his job, but genuinely resents it. he also usually has a handful of people above him on the coperate ladder whose asses he is regularly forced to kiss.

I was sick of being a pencil-pushing prophet so I told my boss to stuff it.

by Ishta October 7, 2006

pencil

A writting stick.

starfish: hey can i borrow a pencil?
cow: you mean writing stick?
starfish: screw you.

by 21patrick60 June 3, 2009

pencil-fucked

When something has been so edited down that it barely exists anymore

She pencil-fucked my entire idea.

by XYZA November 30, 2011

pencil neck

1. a weak and timid person

2. a studious person

We have no place for a pencil neck like you.

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

pencil dick

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.

He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

pencil pack

Packing a cigarette with marijuana after removing some of the tobacco. Useful for smoking in public areas, since it appears to be a normal cigarette. Usually packed into the cigarette using a pencil (which fits perfectly), hence the term.

Let's pencil pack a couple and go smoke on the white house lawn.

by Czx April 15, 2007