Penal Pliers

A tool used to sexually pleasure men via urethra insertion.

Sam inserted the penal pliers and cried with bliss as his semen slide stretched.

by Circle Jerker November 27, 2004

penal smear

When you get your penis with cum on it and smear it all over a girls face!

My girlfriend wasn't paying attention to me so i asked her to look my way and i penal smeared her!!!!!!

by Chris and Jordan May 28, 2008

Penal Colony

a penal institution where prisoners are exiled, usually in a jail that is almost impossible to escape.

The County jail made a whole new penal colony--heck, they are never getting outta here!

by cha_rite March 21, 2005

penal mode

A guy who is often observed to be thinking with his dick in any given situation or a guy who switches into a lusty, lewd, crude and foolish person A man in that mode can also be quite rude. They tend to zone onto the female person or persons of interest, to the exclusion of all others.

Dude, you brother could be taking to mom while he's checking out the talent on the street as if he's eternally in some penal mode! Whenever Valencia walks by we all become invisible when he switches into that penal mode shit, acting like some crass fool! Tell him to snap out of it man and give us and her some respect!

by Badwsky February 9, 2010

penal exam

when your PP hurts and you need it to be looked at.

Did you get your penal exam?

by EmPtYpApEr1 February 19, 2020

penal disorder

a disorder with your penis

'Umm... i know you're my girlfriend and everything... but can i tell you a secret?'

'sure honey!'

'I have a penal disorder...'

'JESUS CHRIST I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN!'

by ligadow June 22, 2008

Self-penalation

The act of committing an error or penalty in life or in a sporting event so as to harm one’s own advancement in said event ie P.D.

You fumble your own ball on your one yard line thus giving the opposing team the opportunity to win through self-penalation

by Padre David January 23, 2022