Ski-peeing bitch

A bitch who skis downhill while peeing. Usually leaving a long, meandering, yellow line behind.

John: Look at that girl! She's peeing while she's skiing!

Joe: Yep. Cuz she's a ski-peeing bitch.

by Brastle October 23, 2011

peeing your buttsack

When someone has taken a pee and it has overflowed the buttsack.

Hey man, quit peeing your buttsack!

by The real mike jones November 14, 2014

Peeing the toilet's pants

taking a wee in the toilet

Give me a second, I'm peeing the toilet's pants

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

peeish

1.) nerdy or dorky. 2.) "hugely winning" (as in, "what a fucking winner"). 3.) a term used whenever the impulse to laugh is created (i.e. embarrassing situations).

it was really peeish when she detagged those unflattering pictures of herself.

by shellack October 12, 2011

Peenhammer

When your peen is so hard, it feels like Thor’s hammer

Man, I gave that dude’s mom my peenhammer last night

by Rah300 March 22, 2020

Peen fart

Peen fart is the word describing any intolerable act affecting the reproductive areas of he/she/them.

Oh he shot me right In the coochie, what a peen fart.

by PeenMantheRealOne August 5, 2020

soft-peen-goo

Soft-peen-goo describes the discharged ejaculate from a non-erect penis. This happens when a male becomes so excited and turned on that before there is a chance to become hard and erect he blows his load.

She was about to give him a blow-job but, before she get get her lips around it a stream of soft-peen-goo shot right into her eye.

by Joey Bag-O'Douche May 18, 2010