patel

The last name of the person your money goes to when you stay in a hotel or motel in the United States.

"Who owns this motel?"
"Mr. Patel"

by Flight23 August 7, 2006

Paedophile

As a medical diagnosis, pedophilia (or paedophilia) is typically defined as a psychiatric disorder in adults or late adolescents (persons age 16 or older) characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children (generally age 13 years or younger, though onset of puberty may vary). The child must be at least five years younger in the case of adolescent pedophiles aged 16 or older

Brennan is a prime example of a paedophile.
Dude he has a mangina!!

by hdhdhdpp April 22, 2011

paedonoia

Derived from a combination of "paedophile" and "paranoia" - used to describe the closure of a service, website, etc. because of the potential fear that it MIGHT be abused by paedophiles.

A bit like closing down your car dealership because you're afraid one of your customers MIGHT run someone over.

Paedonoia caused the closure of yet another internet service today.

by Mikky April 3, 2004

Paedofile

A paedofile is a round file used to make small holes bigger in woodwork or metalwork.

Hand me that paedofile .

by kam75xx February 12, 2019

Patekless

When someone doesn't own a patek. A patek is a luxurious watch brand. It is used as an insult as "broke" etc.

Kenny: That dude sends people his Temu referral link.
Medazalli: On god, that's some patekless behavior.

by pagman69omegalulxd September 14, 2023

Raj Patel

A male family member of another, more successful Indian hotel owner hired to basically keep an eye on the hotel(s) but has no real grasp of the business nor any real mental capacity to ever become a successful owner in his own right. The Indian version of a loser.

"Habib has been running the hotel for his brother in law for 10 years, but he is such a Raj Patel that his future is not likely to ever amount to more than that."

by Jacob Miller September 13, 2005

Silk and satin, signed wit a patent

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.

First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."

by omnimetaversal aka T-Money May 26, 2010