PASU

Post alcohol sexual urges

Tom : "Damn, raging boner on me after last night. I'd screw anything with a pulse."
Ricky: "Oh that's PASU kicking in chicken."
Joe: "Nothing worse than PASU induced hungover horniness"

by Chicks in the coop October 23, 2016

Pasty

1) A pasty is a baked savoury pastry, particularly associated with Cornwall, the westernmost county in England.

2) A pasty is also an insult to say to flatmates

Kristy: " MATE your a pasty! "
Mir: " I'm such a pasty :( "
Farry: " ...Woo Cornwall! "

by Big GIRL November 10, 2013

pasty face

When someone's face is unattractive.

"Hey, I think Blaze fancies you, do you think she is pretty?"
"Yeah she's buff but her face is pasty " or "She's got a pasty face"

by Leesoy Wack November 19, 2016

Pasty Muncher

Describes large fat inhabitents of South West England. More general than Devon Dumpling or Big Fat Cornish Blobby

Fat people waddling along the pavement and completely blocking it when trying to get past then getting berated by said Pasty Muncher. Treat them as a mini roundabout.

by Jally Peeno March 14, 2007

Pasty

A person with such a weird complexion they glow in the dark.

Girl: OMG WHAT IS THAT GLOWING IN THE HALLWAY???
Girl 2: Thats just my sister. I guess I should have told you she is pasty.

by Bob z October 8, 2009

pasty

Another way of saying that someone is being nasty/horrible. Originated from the ancient british proverb; nasty pasty. Can be used in situations when one does not want to be discovered to be insulting someone.

john; you suck
amy; dont be so pasty, john, you fuck-face!

by babbagash February 5, 2013

Pissy Pasty

The art of urinating during sexual intercourse.

Greg: You know that laura tart, i gave her a right pissy pasty last night, she wont be sleeping with me again!

by The-Pissed-Piper June 10, 2009