Pastor Larry L. Booker

The most amazing man in Pentecost. He has the most brilliant blue eyes with the most endearing smile.

He looks into your soul and has the most kind heart.

"While our ushers are coming to sing..."

"What, are you going sky diving or something?"

"Have mercy!"

"And don't get me wrong folks, I'm not trying to be ugly or anything."

From the mouth of Pastor Larry L. Booker

by Won'tTakeNOForanANSWER October 16, 2008

The pastor says I’m good

But Jesus Christ I’m never good

person 1: “The pastor says I’m good”

person 2: Lmao mccafferty

Person 2: but Jesus Christ im never good
Person 1: I’ll nail my hands up to the wall

ayo I’m board as fuck idk why I did this

by Your real name ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) December 22, 2021

Christian Pastor

A common name for nice guys who excel in computer science, creative writting and friendship. They are usually good lovers, If you are patient enough for someone who makes love to your mind first always.

-Christian Pastor Is finishing hus tird book this year
-He surely reads fast!
-He wrote them

by Cripty February 1, 2018

Pastor Position

the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it

"man, uncle Rey Rey really pulled a pastor position at grandma's funeral last night"

by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020

antoni pastor

i love this boy so much. he’s the sweetest most amazing person ever. i love him.

hey,wanna date?

no. your not antoni pastor

by Ellas dog November 29, 2021

PASTOR ZAMEER

When you have 300 sisters and you offer "ANTERTAINMENT" with the Queen then you are doing a Pastor Zameer .
This act involves letting go completely, all human attributes and shamelessly begging for money.

This guy thinks he can fool us by doing a 'Pastor Zameer' . We are not that naive.

by Kaal Nemi November 24, 2022

Whip the pastor

To masturbate

Okay ewan I’m gonna go whip the pastor

by Bigboypapa69 June 9, 2020