Pastor Larry L. Booker

The most amazing man in Pentecost. He has the most brilliant blue eyes with the most endearing smile.

He looks into your soul and has the most kind heart.
"While our ushers are coming to sing..."

"What, are you going sky diving or something?"

"Have mercy!"

"And don't get me wrong folks, I'm not trying to be ugly or anything."

From the mouth of Pastor Larry L. Booker
by Won'tTakeNOForanANSWER July 22, 2008
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The pastor says I’m good

person 1: “The pastor says I’m good”

person 2: Lmao mccafferty

Person 2: but Jesus Christ im never good
Person 1: I’ll nail my hands up to the wall

ayo I’m board as fuck idk why I did this
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Pastor Bob

Pastor Bob or Pastor Bobby is a generic term for an apostate Pastor.
Pastor Bob says it is impossible to keep the 10 commandments.
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pastorizing

The process of smearing a person's name for political purposes due to what their pastor may have said. Named after the barrage of media coverage (mostly Fox News) and ensuing political opponents attempting to discredit Barrack Obama based on what his retired pastor, Jeremiah Wright, has said in the past couple of years in relations to racial prejudice in America.

Not to be confused with "pasteurizing" -- the process of killing bacteria by heating fluids to 180 degrees F or when the turkey or other political candidates are cooked until undesirable rubbery state.
Let's see if Obama can survive the pastorizing process of this election heat.
by sputnikinspace March 30, 2008
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Checkmate Pastor Lee

1. "Showtime everybody."
2. Phrase to alarm or ask people carrying out cringe acts "what the fuck are you doing bwuh?"
3. Phrase invented after that guy who is notorious for being helium loud
Zer0ChiLLs: stalling and stalling and stalling

Opponent be like... Checkmate Pastor Lee. Why the fuck do you have to be a karen? Galit ka ba Ruthless Allen?

Zer0ChiLLs: "You are dogshit trash. Fuck you. Fuck you. Lucky ass piece of shit. I reported you for cheating you fucking bitch. Clown. Horrible connection over here. Shut the fuck up you little fucking douche. Faggot. I reported you to Pastor Lee you stupid cock. He will destroy your ass with his helium voice powers."
Opponent: "Whatever you suck"
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Pastor Position

the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it
"man, uncle Rey Rey really pulled a pastor position at grandma's funeral last night"
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pastoral pass out

The ability to have a group of pastors rejoice in such a way , it looks like they're about to pass
A pastoral pass out includes Jumping up & down , continuos chanting without knowledge of any reverent language
by Faithmoriahfaith February 21, 2013
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