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Patronize

Patronize is talking to people as if they are stupid. (like i am doing right now)
do i really need an example? i dont think so. fngh
by Pokemonfreak1231 November 23, 2004
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longineu parsons

Drummer for pop-punk band Yellowcard. He always looks tired, and is a hella rad drummer.
Longineu Parsons...oh, the kid with dreadlocks? Oh yeah.
by Kiwi June 27, 2004
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Russian Pardon

A Russian pardon is a blessing given to any act of drunkeness, homosexual encounters, wife swapping or in general being a filthy low life cunt.

Named as such as many Russians seem to like same sex (but its not gay) relations as well as wife beating and drunken drug infested rampages
Mr Cross : "Where is Viktor?"

Mr Denver: "Hes just finished smoking the skin flute of Nicholas"

Mr Cross: "What a fucking homo"

Mr Denver: "No, he has given himself a Russian pardon on that one"

Mr Cross "What do you mean Mr Denver - a Russian pardon?"

Mr Denver : "He insisted it wasnt gay as he didnt look him in the eye when copping a load in the mouth"

Mr Cross: "oh - thats fine then, definately not gay unless you make eye contact"
by Spit_Roasted_Chef December 3, 2011
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patron hands

1. when Edward Fortyhands isn't enough to fuck you up, and you feel you need a challenge; the game generally ends in the participants death

2. an explanation for why some one would do something completely fucked up, or any explanation at all really
1. fuck my life, time to get drunk as shit, patron hands!!!!!

2. guy 1 "dude why is andrew passed out balls up naked in the living room?" guy 2 "patron hands"
by axis6a August 15, 2010
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parrotic

The process of repeating information or behavior with minimal or zero comprehension of the subject matter (much like the parrot bird repeats human speech).

Parrotic information or behavior results in a cascade effect influencing the percentage of humans that find the information or act reasonable enough to parrotically propagate to others.

Even a small parrotic event can lead to death. Example: law enforcement takes lethal action based on parrotic information.

Large scale parrotic events can and have lead to war. But, in that context is more commonly defined as : propaganda.
64 billion dollars in stock losses due to parrotic information that apexed at the Facebok IPO.
by When Morons Attack October 27, 2018
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Parrot-choke

When you choke a (fe)male until they start repeating shit you say.
Guy 1: So did you fuck her last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I parrot-choked her an she started repeating everything I said, even my groans!
by Madorgavannah May 29, 2019
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Patronus

A defensive spell which produces a sort of animal guardian; Charm used to protect one against dementors
Harry's patronus is a deer while Hermione"s is an otter.
by pepitalalalala December 26, 2019
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