Parking

PARKING!!!

It's the new planking.

Created on the 15th of May 2011 by Jake Hurwitz the art of Parking is to park in the closest parking space (excluding Pram and Disabled spaces) to the door resulting in the shortest walking distance to your destination. Once the park has been successfully obtained photographic evidence must be taken and the photo is to be uploaded....but remember this, if you come at the King you best be ready.

Did You see Jake's latest twitpic? He's the Parking King!

by The Parking King October 8, 2011

parking

to have sex in a park

do u wanna go parking wif me?

by clumsy pixie XD November 29, 2009

Parked

To be kept waiting for a long period of time.

I was parked at the dentist for almost 3 hours before they even attended me.

by MikeSpace November 13, 2007

Park

A random teen who touches little asian kids while having voice cracks. He's also socially in-secure and asks for high fives every day.

"Man, Park is being such a Park, I think we should ditch him" Said Jordan.
"Park needs to stop having voice cracks"Said Alex

by Arex Krim March 30, 2009

park

verb - to fail in a course or exam.

I can't believe how many students were out at the bar last night. Our entire class is going to park this exam.

Laura is going to park calculus if she doesn't start studying soon.

by Jeb Balise February 9, 2008

Park

A girl with the name Park, is unique, and smart. She has a kind heart, and knows right from wrong. She has a great personality. Beautiful, and wonderful. Any guy that would hurt her, or cheat on her, are really missing out, on an amazing girl! She's faithful to her significant other. She has a lot of friends, and loves to have fun! She has guy and girl friends too. She has a beautiful complexion. She's not a whore, and she won't screw you, unless you love her, and she loves you, when she's married to you. She'll probably like it rough too! She will want to put make up on her guy friends, or significant other. She's funny, and she hates cleaning!

Park is A great person beautiful smart kind

by LickMyAwesomesauces September 14, 2012

parking

1. to postition a vehicle in a designated area for storage.

2. to be pretty good at golf.

1. i parked my car before i went into the store
2. look at my score today! i am the PAR-KING!

by Klosterman6969 July 29, 2004