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non-contributing parasite

An individual who brings nothing to the table; someone who participates in a group function, while neglecting to exert any effort as far as contribution, but partakes in all the benefits from the contributions made by others.
Soon after the keg was tapped, Mike looked over and said 'Damn, here comes Justin. Talk about a non-contributing parasite'.
by maxinmesa November 24, 2013
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Parasailing

Having Wild Sex, Comeplete Plowing a woman, or Guy.
Wow, i was just parasailing sallys vagina
by Chris_plows_vaginas June 24, 2008
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Parasiticus

The elusive mexican yellow bellied kokoandrea hydra is name of this rare species. Its scientific name is Andreus Parasiticus Weakan Maleian.

This animal lives, roams and infests homes. Commonly mistaken from an animal from "Where the Wild things are." It is a rare specimen that usually hides in the brush or under the mud and rocks.

It is known as a parasite that attaches itself to weak males. (Similar to the jockey in hit multiplayer game by Valve, Left 4 Dead)

This creature has evolved to live in the homes of humans. It only feeds until its host withered and inches from death then it nurses it back to health..only to feed again later.

The Andreus Parasiticus has an entire family of parasites as well. The most notable being the grandma hydra who lures it's prey with fruit cups and sex.

It is also a creature of habit. It tricks its weak fat male host into treating its parasitic family to various meals usually paid by the flesh n blood of the host.

Scientists have yet to figure out how the Andreus Parasiticus does this. Trickery of the mind? Or does it just wisely choose the weakest minded host?
Andreus Parasiticus
by Endangered Species December 20, 2009
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parapants

Coloured, skinny leg pants, typically red, worn by anyone, usually teenagers. Based off of the Nashville band "Paramore", as the lead singer often wears coloured pants.
"OMG LYK MY RED PANTS?"
"Yes, you have a nice pair of parapants."
by Jess____5 February 16, 2008
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Parasite

by Matt W. April 3, 2004
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Parasite

A vato who ain’t down with la raza.
Garcia ain’t from here but he stay claimin he down. Foo is such a bitchass parasite.”
by I’m From Here May 2, 2020
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Parasanience

Parasanience is a disorder thats usually self-diagnosed and means paradoxes, sanity, and sentience, If you would like to become slightly Parasanient like me then keep reading, otherwise..Save your sanity and read a different defiinition.

Symptoms will usually include:

Depression, feeling like the world is fake, knowing that even if you knew if the world was fake or not that it wouldn't matter, thinking that the opposite happens of what your thinking, noticing more coincidinces than normal, feeling there's not enough time in life and being afraid of unknown scenarios after death, realizing there is no fully functional meaning to life (other than fun), thinking of what your saying resulting in paradox, and thinking of parting from this reality because you think it's fake.

If you believe you have been Parasanient before please email me: "enderheroes.zeke@gmail.com",

and I, Ezekiel David Ross - age 13 on April 8th, 2021
Believe that,
I have full Parasanience.
by ENDA_DUDE April 8, 2021
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