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The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet

When you try to pet a Blue (or any other type) Parakeet and it tries to bite/peck you. First, the parakeet opens its beak; then, it follows your finger around; and lastly, it lunges for you. This act gets its name from the inebriated appearance of the bird. (swaying from side to side)
Frenchie performs The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet every night for free.
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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Paramedic apathy

When the general public misunderstands how you (a paramedic) interact with the general public, or when a paramedic is socially misunderstood. There are many applicable situations to paramedic apathy, though it is mostly a lack of perspective from the general public, not actual apathy from the people who you call on to save your life.

When for the 10,000th time some jackass at a party asks you to tell them the gnarliest thing you have ever seen, And you inarticulately tell a lame story about a guy who was shot in the head but was still talking. Since they can't relate, and at some point you smile, you have inadvertently performed paramedic apathy.

Demanding lunch before the next call, while still joking about the corpse you just determined dead in a pool of semen, is Paramedic apathy.
Terry... I wish his dog lived, cuz that guy was a dick to us. Dogs are way better than people.

Danno... That is just the Paramedic apathy coming through. Now let's go eat chicken cuz it's Tuesday!
by VICERN January 22, 2014
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mattress parakeets

When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets.
I heard the mattress parakeets when I jumped on my bed (I was excited because I got a letter from my half-sister in Spain)...they sounded angry.
by RatchetBoo October 25, 2003
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Paraneek

Taking a second look or peek out of paranoia that something wasn't done properly the first time
Every time I drop a letter off in the USPS mailbox, I open the mailbox again and paraneek the inside to make sure my envelope actually went in.
by skimsays May 7, 2015
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Paramelodying

Singing the lyrics of one song to the melody of a different song
E.g. singing the lyrics of "Sacrifice" by Elton John to the melody of "Hello" by Adele - Paramelodying
by Anudil December 9, 2016
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parambeer

A man who can wife you anytime he wants and won't let you down. He's smart and loyal but never lose his trust or he will ruin you. He only date dimes. He's better than everyone else
I love how u act like a parambeer. So bold.
by Realduhty May 8, 2017
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Parametry

An alternative to parametric,
Just easier to say, concerning the field of parametric study into form and computer generated design.
Have you though if using parametry to design the facade.

Parametry is not 21st century unless you take the automated computational design techniques used in the modern day design process.blah blah blah
by m . November 30, 2020
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