parachute

The act of ingesting a powdered drug wrapped in toilet paper or another similar kind of thin paper so as to avoid the nasty taste of the substance. Another use for this method is for the drug to suppousedly "hit your system faster" which is not always the case.

I accidentally crushed a bean(MDMA), and i didn't want to snort it or waste it, so i decided to parachute it.

by d.roc January 4, 2007

Paraculo

- A smartass (someone who is obnoxiously self-assured)
- A cunning opportunist individual, sly in taking advantage of the social mechanisms that govern the world without showing it. Servile and brown noser towards power
- A Conman, someone who conducts a confidence game: who defrauds someone after winning his trust.

- "You are a big PARACULO!"
(You are a plain conman!)

- "...paraculo"
(you, smartass...)

by arugula1 December 20, 2012

particle board

particle board also known as low density fiberboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin used to make low cost furniture subflooring and many other consumer products

i wanted all solid wood furniture but i ended up with furniture made from particle board what a bummer

by littlejimmie February 28, 2019

Golden Parachute Punk

A CEO who gets a fat paycheck after running a company into the ground.

Marge lost her 401K and all her company stock was worthless but the Golden Parachute Punk who drove the company into bankruptcy got a severance package of 20 million...the douche.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Parachute Pills

Basically take one or two sheets of toilet paper and place the pill or pills inside of the toilet paper. You can use a lighter to crush the pill or pills inside the toilet paper or a mortar and pestle outside of the toilet paper and then place the powder inside the sheet. You then fold then excess toilet paper around the crushed pill powder, swallow the ball and thus the paper dissolves and the crushed pill powder will hit your stomach and be processed faster because it is already broken down itself.

Instead of swallowing his pills with water, he will Parachute Pills by crushing a tablet between sheets of toilet paper to swallow, making the medication work faster.

by JukeJointJunkie May 25, 2014

partick thistle

The best team in Glasgow !

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Texas Parachute

A technique where a used, prefferably lubricated condom is slapped upon an unsuspected face.

" Man, Devin was so drunk that Josh just walked right up to him and gave him the old Texas Parachute."

by fat freddie December 27, 2009