papsi

another word fo a papsmir (a test doctors performe in which they gather cells from the vaginal wall with a popscicle stick, to check for diseases)

Damn girl! you need to go get a papsi!

by evil poptart December 23, 2004

papshmear

after the gyno gives you a papsmear, he wipes it in your face thus creating a papshmear.

That asshole Joe the Gyno got some papshmear in my nose.

by click January 18, 2003

Bavarian Papsmear

Failing utterly at everything you do, touch and think.
-Failing life
-Crack Whores
-Kalil DePeiza

Erik: Dude, your just a bavarian papsmear.
Kalil: What?
Erik: You fail so utterly at life, your lower than crack whores used by G unit.
Kalil: FUCK!
Erik: You are the new definition of a bavarian papsmear

by The Bausage December 3, 2007

papsmere

to smear poop on spouses chest

Please papsmere me!

by Dr. Papsmere October 9, 2008

Papshmire

A yiddish nickname; jewish slang for an idiot.

"Oyve papshmire, Becky got shmutz on my shmegeggi."

by Sir Nicholas October 8, 2005

Bavarian Papsmear

Basically the worst situation that could come about when you're not even expecting it.

"Awe man, I got the old bavarian papsmear the other day."
-Flunking a test
-flunking life

by klondike bar May 9, 2006

Papsy

Horrible abusive father who punishes wrong answers and rewards his children by making them call him Papsy.The more times he hears someone refer to him as Papsy, the better his day becomes.Also tries to claim children that aren't his...

Papsy NO!Please,I thought it was the right answer...aghhh

by Mellowyellow91 March 4, 2009