Parsons Experiment

When two straight men give each other blowies just to see if men suck better dick than women.

Did you hear about Dave and Leonard??

Yeah they totally did the Parsons Experiment last night.

Fags!!

by ArlingtonsFinest April 1, 2010

brady parsons

Fat and slow needs to go on a diet because he can’t even skate

Brady’s Parsons a fuck

Jeez Brady Parsons you’re fat and slow

by Brthrjrjrb July 29, 2019

tony parsons

the best author ever

cor, that tony parsons is amazing.

by chloeee (: October 20, 2008

parsonified

To be objectified or to be married.

"You shall quickly be parsonified." Gilbert and Sullivan, The Pirates of Penzance.

by snoopyisawesome December 19, 2011

Parson Brown

MAC MILLER

we keep pushing your buttons (prod. Parson Brown)

by SapientBlazer April 20, 2021

peirson

A white person pacifist

Extremely rude

Always aggressive

Plays terrible video games

" Don't be a Peirson"

"We'll run those Peirsons outta town for good this time"

" That peirson will never get laid"

by NotaWeeb October 26, 2017

parsonsed

when you give a girl such a severe humping her knees buckle and her leg bones crack from sheer orgasmic vibration

what did you last night tina?
i got parsonsed by sean, thats why my legs are in a cast and a blood vessel popped in my eye SAAAAAWWWWEEEET

by bjorn July 1, 2005