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Paid my dues

When you've officially dated/slept with a fat chick, therefore it is beneath you to ever do it again.
EXCEPTION: In times of extreme drought.
No way bro, I'd never hit that... I paid my dues.
Paid my dues by nhbmaing June 18, 2011

Paid Sneaky Link 

A phrase girls use to substitute prostitution. A paid sneaky link is being paid to have sex with someone. The phrase is used to have a less harsh tone than prostitution.
John: Woah where did you get all that money
Marta: Oh I had a paid sneaky link
John: Wait you mean prosti.....

paid-to-play

One's occupation... Mistress

By not letting ppl know that you're a mistress... u just sweep them away by saying this...
Adrian: Hi Mich, How's things going???
Michelle: Great!
Adrian: So what are you working as now?
Michelle: Oh... ermm... (you put on ur best smile saying) Oh.. I'm paid-to-play... Isnt that wonderful job?
Adrian: Yes it is... Introduction to me?
Michelle: Be a Woman first!
paid-to-play by Slut Bitch September 24, 2006

Paid promote 

Paid Promotion

a common tactic used by countless businesses by selling spaces on their page.
Are you up for Paid promote?
DM for cheap PP/Giveaways
Paid promote by specialty123 May 20, 2018

paid agitator

A person who is paid to agitate another person or other people. A paid agitator can also be politically or personally motivated.
Owen: Who is that person that drove me up the wall over cats?
Lisa: That's just a paid agitator named Richard Davis.

Paid in corn dogs 

To be paid for a labor or service with something miniscule and not worth the time spent, such as free snack food or exposure. Usually done to “volunteers” at conventions and events.
I was going to volunteer for the comic convention, but they wanted me to work 8 hours and I would only be paid in corn dogs.
Paid in corn dogs by anyling September 7, 2018