making the wild ox moan

Having energetic and very noisy sex.

She: Wow, the people in the room next to us are really going at it! You can probably hear them in the lobby.

He: Yep, they're sure making the wild ox moan!

making the wild ox moan by ring-tailed roarer March 20, 2010

The way the ox moves 

Nobody understands how or why the ox moves, it just moves. Used to answer questions with an unknown answer.

"Tim, why'd you think it was a good idea to kick the principal down the stairs today?"
"I don't know, its just the way the ox moves"

The way the ox moves by Thereal_zman February 12, 2020

White Ox 

The darkest, finest rolling tobacco. Also known as the 'Cream of the Crop', being the first tobacco picked from the Netherlands. Class A Rolling tobacco, clean fresh biodegradable fun, and White Ox rollies won't stay lit and start a bush fire as they go out without puffing on them. Purchaseable in pouches of 30 and 50 grams, ready to give u a rush. White ox costs 10 dollars in prison, however at service stations it can be as expensive as 23 dollars. Undoubtably the premium choice for seasoned smokers, who, reffer to White Ox as Gold.

"Can I have a filter for my White Ox?"
- what are you? a man or a mouse?

"Can I bum a White Ox"
- get your stinkin' mits away from my GOLD!

"Cough cough splutter splutter *coughs up a bit of flem and turburculosis pie*
- sounds like u need a White Ox to open them girly lungs up.

White Ox by Robb L. February 4, 2006

White Ox 

Jail smoke.
The best fuckin smoke in the world.
Once you tasted it you'll never go back to whatever shit you smoked before.

"White Ox no filter cunt"

White Ox by Mii-chelle October 8, 2018

add me (wart) to ox

a very crucial part of muehahaha lore

- what the fuck does add me (wart) to ox mean
- ur mom
- stop

add me (wart) to ox by aubreyaubergine December 29, 2021

the Ox

the heroic and fabled figure of the unstoppable Vale Royal and the pivotal figure in its championship winning dodgeball team

the Ox can never be referred to as a human as its origins are unknown, many claiming it as the second coming

nicknamed the Ox due its immense presence and composure, its exploits are legendary and renowned as far as its enormous stride takes it

its reputation has seen many pretenders appear including 'the bull' 'the eel' 'the rat' and 'the hippo' yet none have ever been near to matching its superior excellence in all it undertakes

"ive got the Ox" "how the fuck did that Ox get through" "that Ox!" (anonymous opposition player)

"i heard that he appears on japanese banknotes and that there's an airport in russia named after him" (Connell)

"I heard his ginger hair is the answer to renewable energy" (Monty)

"Some say, that he give people orgams just by simply touching them!? And that his skin naturally smells of success!?" (Shetland)

"I sometimes think Whelan should be numbered among the secular saints. He came out of privelleged middlewich to give the ox to the common people.” (Archbishop of Canterbury)

"Whelan is the greatest man in world history, and there would only be one Ox in the world.” (Treaty of Versailles)

"I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The Ox is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear"
(Nelson Mandela)

the Ox by The Hippo April 23, 2008

Man-Ox 

1. A man who is so strong it is assumed that he is half ox.

2. The the man chosen to save humanity from the Draconian Empire.

Man-Ox by Jack Duncan September 19, 2003