by coolio0 April 09, 2011
A fusion of the words Owen and owned. Generally speaking, the result of one individual being completely wrong in any given situation and someone else (either named Owen, or with Owenesque qualities) calling them out on it, thus exposing the individual's lack of knowledge, and surplus of foolishness. Can also be used to expose lack of skill, wit, and/or anywhere else the word owned could be used.
Robert: Hey guys! Have you heard of Sacred 2?
Vince: No.
Owen: Umm.. I've heard of it. Refresh my memory again?
Robert: It's amazing!
*notices Owen's MacBook*
Robert: Oh.. you have a Mac. Sacred 2 is only for PC... Nevamind.
Owen: Well.. Technically Sacred 2 is for Windows, which I do happen to have installed on a partition on my Mac.
Robert: But you can't run Windows games on your Mac!
Owen: Uh.. Yes, I can. If I have Windows, I can run Windows applications.. including Sacred 2 if I really wanted to.
Robert: ...
Vince: Owned.
Owen: N-no... Owened.
*walks away*
Vince: No.
Owen: Umm.. I've heard of it. Refresh my memory again?
Robert: It's amazing!
*notices Owen's MacBook*
Robert: Oh.. you have a Mac. Sacred 2 is only for PC... Nevamind.
Owen: Well.. Technically Sacred 2 is for Windows, which I do happen to have installed on a partition on my Mac.
Robert: But you can't run Windows games on your Mac!
Owen: Uh.. Yes, I can. If I have Windows, I can run Windows applications.. including Sacred 2 if I really wanted to.
Robert: ...
Vince: Owned.
Owen: N-no... Owened.
*walks away*
by -ONEis- March 31, 2009
by Jolly J May 17, 2004
Drea: omg I think I just saw your boyfriend Owen.
Nora: No You dumbass that was just the car dealerships wind dancing air puppet.
Drea: I honestly don’t get what you see in him.
Nora: well his arms and legs aren’t the only things long on his body if you know what I mean.
Nora: No You dumbass that was just the car dealerships wind dancing air puppet.
Drea: I honestly don’t get what you see in him.
Nora: well his arms and legs aren’t the only things long on his body if you know what I mean.
by Slapmeinthefacewithurballsack November 07, 2017
The most amazing person on the planet and quite possibly the universe. Someone who can make you laugh, smile, cry and fix up even things you thought couldn't be fixed. When no one is there for you, he'll help you out. Thinks he's not attractive and useless but couldn't be any further from the truth.
A very very intelligent person who can learn pretty much anything and probably knows the meaning of life. Knows a shitload Languages and has a very amazing way with music.
Extremely perverted but in a nice kind of way that wont make you uncomfortable. He also is likely to be a ginger although he doesn't enjoy it. Just overall, your life will be changed forever once you meet an Owen and you will never be the same again.
A very very intelligent person who can learn pretty much anything and probably knows the meaning of life. Knows a shitload Languages and has a very amazing way with music.
Extremely perverted but in a nice kind of way that wont make you uncomfortable. He also is likely to be a ginger although he doesn't enjoy it. Just overall, your life will be changed forever once you meet an Owen and you will never be the same again.
by MollyCIA August 24, 2014
Owen is a really awesome dude! He is SUPER HOT and cute. Everyone loves Owen. He is also good at speaking. He always wins everything and you can trust him no matter what. He will never let you down.
I wish Owen was my boyfriend.
by Metoo42 March 23, 2018