Slapmeinthefacewithurballsack's definitions

Owen

A tall and very skinny boy with limbs that resemble noodles.

Drea: omg I think I just saw your boyfriend Owen.
Nora: No You dumbass that was just the car dealerships wind dancing air puppet.
Drea: I honestly don’t get what you see in him.
Nora: well his arms and legs aren’t the only things long on his body if you know what I mean.

by Slapmeinthefacewithurballsack November 7, 2017