naked otter

A skinny, hairy gay man.

Geoff looks like a naked otter.

by Qilas April 22, 2017

Octember

A fictious month in the mad world of Doctor Seuss in which any possiblity may happen, in between December and January...also comparable to the phrase 'when pigs fly'.

"Sure, I'll go out with you...on the first of Octember!"

by Hector Osbert January 20, 2004

skinny otter

Skinny kid who thinks he's smart and who'll never grow up but loves bukkake with drunken, hypomanic English chicks.

Hey Kat, who's the skinny otter who'll j on your f tonight.

by Windsorgirl August 14, 2010

otters breath

The first hit from a nitrous oxide canister before it gets really cold, because it's warm and kind of stale, like if an otter was breathing into your mouth.

Because you bought the box, I'll take one for the team and I'll take the otters breath.

by d-bomba March 20, 2010

pizza ottoman

the piece of plastic in a pizza box to keep the lidfrom crushing the pizza. Looks like a miniature table or ottoman.

I saved the pizza ottoman for my niece's Barbie Dreamhouse, so she can put Barbie's feet up.

by sesmith70 March 26, 2009

Crotch Otter

1. Someone who constantly looks at crotches.

2. Additionally, someone who is always looking at there own crotch. Usually trying to hide the fact they are texting on there cell phone.

Gary would you stop being a crotch otter and look me in the eyes?

Cartier! Quit crotch ottering! Put your cell phone down and get back to work!

That guy totally crotch ottered you!

by EISS August 22, 2011

otter love

When two people love each other very much...just like otters.

Claire and Anthony experience Otter Love everyday.

by CESASMC June 16, 2008