Osiris is a muscular and athletic guy. Even though he's athletic he is very lazy. he's mixed race and not tall but not short. his favorite things to do are ski/snowboard, football and play video games. he has decent grades but not the best in the friend group.

Osiris is really hot.

osiris by noman123987 December 10, 2019

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smooth-osity

desrcribes any person, place, or thing, with cool factor, hip-ness, and/or groove-ability

His trapper-keeper had both cool factor and smooth-osity

smooth-osity by Loseph May 9, 2005

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Osiecki Special

(pronounced O-SHET-SKI) A mouth watering hero pioneered by a world renowned sandwich expert from Skaneateles, NY. The whopping list of ingredients includes: chicken cutlet, pepperoni, bacon, mozzarella and provolone cheese, honey mustard, BBQ sauce, and Mayo. This sandwich is a great way to end any long, eventful night.

It's 3 am, I could really use a Dutch run and an Oseicki Special....damn it's tasty.

These damn kids keep ordering those Osiecki Specials!...they're a bitch to make!

Osiecki Special by dutchtreatsmaster April 9, 2010

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Osiris Poser

One of those kids who always wear Osiris shoes to school and claim they skate but they don't. They also think they are so awesome for wearing them even though they are big, bulky, really shiny, and annoying to look at with those huge letters and flashy colors to get your attention. It's okay if you wear Osiris shoes that are low profile and regular looking, just not the big ones with huge letters that spell "OSIRIS" on the tongue and back of the shoe.

Dude: Wow, look at Anthony and his retarded looking Osiris shoes.

Dude #2: Yeah, I heard he is full of himself for wearing them.

Dude: What an Osiris poser.

Osiris Poser by xocnwahs March 20, 2011