Retarded Orgasm

Retarded orgasm is what sometimes occurs while or sometimes, even after sex. If a girl (or in a rare case, a boy) makes a funny sound or face while in a climax, has a brain-dead expression, and drooling uncontrollably, you know they just achieved a retarded orgasm.

Has a lot of reasons why it happens; the most typical reason is they had it their first time, or hadn't gotten any sex for a great amount of days. Still, there are more reasons or explanations for that.

Zane: Yes, it was a great night with Joan.
Michael: Right, I even saw that one. But can I ask you one thing? Why did Joan looked and sounded retarded?
Zane: I know. What you just saw is a retarded orgasm.
Michael: Retarded orgasm?
Zane: My girl missed me and the good ol' fashioned fucking that I give her. And she's been waiting for it for a long time.
Michael: That explains it.

*Last night, on Zane's room, Michael walked in without knocking, seeing them having sex in bed by accident*

Michael: Just going to get my phone's charger and I'll be go- Huh?

Joan: OH YEAHAOOAH! DON'T STAHP BABEHH *drooling uncontrollably, with a retarded expression on her face*

by Demendes April 24, 2014

Orgasm

An indescribable feeling, but an amazing one. It usually causes one to move their bodies quickly because the feeling is so intense. May also cause squeezing hands or moaning. They can take awhile but are more than worth the wait.

That sex was the best, especially after having an orgasm a few times.

by Sunshine92 February 4, 2009

orgasm

The meaning of life.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

orgasm tax

Sex with a prostitute

Tom.

How much did she charge for sex,

Chad
£30

Tom
That's nothing but orgasm tax,

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Orgasm

The highest point of pleasure while having sex.

OOOOOOHHHHH YYYEEEESSSS!!!!! THAT FEELS GOOD!!!! UGHHHHH!!!!!! YEA YES!!!!!

Something along those lines

by Patrick April 4, 2005

female orgasm

would not be a myth if guys acknowledged the clitoris

-maybe if you don't want me to fake my female orgasms make me come for real man

by FIDLARsdead April 6, 2016

Orgasm

The Climax of sex.

Josh tangled his fingers in Amys hair. They began kissing. He slid his hand down her back. He undid her bra. He stopped kissing her and slid his tounge right down hes chest, and between her boobs. He decided to take it a little farther. He took off his pants, tore off his shirt, and slid off her panties. Amy bent down, grabbing at his dick. She slowly licked the tip. "oohhh..." Josh said. He felt an orgasm comming on. Amy looked into his eyes and knew it too. She shoved his dick down her throat. And that was enough. Cum whent everywhere. She licked every last drop of it. Josh took the lead. He took his penis, and shoved it in her vigina. "Oh... More... MORE! Josh I love you baby. Keep it up" she screamed. Josh whent quicker. Harder. Faster. This was it. Amy screamed! She was loving it. Her toes curled. And Josh's parents opened the door...

by M-Aron April 21, 2011