Orangutan-Cheesecake

When a male is having intercourse with a partner, then forces said partner's face into their armpit until the partner vomits. The man then scrapes the vomit into a pie-plate and mixes with cream cheese, then forces his partner to eat it.
Guy 1: "Man, my girl's into some weird shit, and she wanted to try something new, so I didn't shower for like, three days, and I gave her an orangutan-cheesecake last night."
Guy 2: "Dude! That's fuckin' sick! Did she like it?"
Guy 1: " Nah, man.....nah..."
by The Keallach February 21, 2014
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orangutan tittys

when a girls tittys hang so low they bounce off there knees,
or when they have no tittys
That bitch gone have bruises on her knees from those orangutan tittys.

That bitch got orangutan tittys
by Peter Dragon December 03, 2007
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orangutan orgy

1. Orgy with lots of tan hairy people.
2. Orgy with orangutans.
1. Guy :" Can I participate in your orangutan orgy?" Other Guy: "Sorry, you need hair to cover at least 95% percent of your body. But I like your tan." Guy :" Dang...Thanks"

2. Zookeeper: "From now on we can only keep two orangutans in our exhibits, otherwise they have orangutan orgies all day.
by insertopinionhere[ ] May 13, 2016
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Orange Haired Orangutan

Donald Trump. Coined by Pastor Manning of the ATLAH Missionary Church in Harlem
by Queef Richards March 11, 2018
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Orangutan Gang

A trio of guys that gang around and typically gang bang at parties
Those guys Orangutan Ganged me at the party last night
by Westminsterfrat May 05, 2018
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baby orangutan

Girl that thinks she's very attractive, but actually shows heavy resemblence to an animal, such as a monkey.
ex: orangutan, ape, chimpanzee looking people.
"why does she think she's so cool?"
"i don't know, she's really just a baby orangutan."
by imscaredofdinosaurs April 17, 2010
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