oncelers whereabouts

a discord server full of lorax loving fans, specifically Onceler simps. it’s crazy and everyone there is horny

user1: hey what discord server should i join?
user2: idk but definitely not oncelers whereabouts, it’s full of more than 600 freaks.

by lostgroceries June 19, 2023

12 ounce mouse

a mouse that works as a cab driver for a shark but also robs banks with a chinchilla.

The 12 Ounce Mouse from Rock Steady Town, Beep Bop County USA

by The 27 July 28, 2008

i once went to peru

Use of cocaine

I once went to Peru after meeting Courtney Love.

I once went to Peru before school.

by kiwibirdie March 30, 2010

listens to stormzy once

Wannabe road man/woman who listens to shut up by stormzy and now thinks they know all his songs and think there hard

Yo shut up is sick

Is that the only stormzy song you know
Yeah but it's the best
God listens to stormzy once

by @yo.esketit January 12, 2018

I can't do two things at once

A fact known to all men and universally discredited by women.

"The dog needs to go out, right away" she said, as he was balancing on the top of rung the ladder, not only changing the bulb but cradling the fragile glass globe. "And please take the towels out of the dryer, before they start to smell moldy."

"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".

by Monkey's Dad August 30, 2023

big ounce

professional street nigga

wow, look at big ounce, he is such a professional street nigga

by big street nigga February 20, 2020

Quarter Ounce

A quarter ounce, quarter, or q, is 7 grams of bud. Usually you can pick one up for $40-$60 dollars, depending on your plug, where you live, and the strain.

Bro, I was so zooted last night, I rolled up a double wide wood wit a quarter ounce.

by ProfessionalMaggot\m/ February 24, 2020