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Laying tile

Laying Tile is the act of giving a boss or superior a blow job.
The reason the toes of his boots are worn off is because he has been in the office Laying Tile.
by Real definition man January 17, 2018
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fnaf floor tiles

The black and white floor tiles from the five nights at freddys franchise. A way to slander straight people.
Not the fnaf floor tiles saying something.”
by Kapn July 18, 2021
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Mop My Tile

Licking a girls pussy that is shaved. Similar to munching carpet, however the "carpet" is removed!

Amy & Nisa ROCK!!!
Guy: Hey baby can I munch your carpet?
Girl: I don't have any carpet (wink wink), but you can MOP MY TILE
by Nisa & Amy January 30, 2008
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Tile cross academy

Half the school lesbians full of wannabe badmans only on job person from there is Hamza Sn
I'm getting mange moved to tile Cross academy
by Schooldefinitionperson123 October 8, 2021
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Tiling her kitchen

Being an obsequious toadie to get a TV personality to make a clip for your food group.
I was tiling her kitchen in exchange for this bit for HH
by DaddioMystic June 25, 2019
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10 tile rule

phrase- simply means that if you're ever forced to go somewhere in public with your parents (the local mall for example), and you don't want to be seen in this humiliating situation, you walk 10 tiles ahead of your parents, nobody will ever notice that you're with them. The whole thing goes out the window if they scream your name out across the mall, but the entire situation can be avoided completely if you just bring your cell phone and they allow you to leave their watchful eyes.
John: I have to go to the mall with my parents, and for some reason they said I can't leave their sight.
Joe: No sweat man. All you have to do is use the 10 tile rule.
by Corn Flake January 3, 2007
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