Abs-so-loo-telly

A very definite way of answering a question, stronger than the normal "absolutely".

Little sister of the word def-in-a-telly.

Dave: Michael says I'm a bad influence on you, you don't think I am do you?

Adam: Actually David, I abs-so-loo-telly do, now who is it you want me to throw a stone at?

by addyAPOCALYPSE and dirtyDAVE February 26, 2009

saturday morning cartoons on the telly

A telly with saturday morning cartoons on it. the nick fairy has his telly service taken away for scaling peoples gutters and turning them into dairy queen specials.

My siblings and i were watching saturday morning cartoons on the telly 🧐

by Fucas (foo-kis) June 25, 2022

You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.

Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

by supermadcow124 January 07, 2016

dirty telly

Lil’ bow-legged hood n**** with a nine inch

That’s a dirty Telly right there.
That man is a is considered a dirty Telly .

by Twiz September 23, 2021

Telly Tubbies

Large, lumbering beasts that walk around endless plains, feasting on human souls. They are also quite gay, and have lamps on their head.

Jerremy: EVERYBODY RUN! THE telly tubbies ARE COMING FOR OUR SOULS! DONT LET THE LAMP REFLECTIONS SEE YOU!

by TheTrue209 February 25, 2023

tally telly

Television broadcasted game results

Oh, oh, oh, laugh from your belly when checking the tally telly.

by Hercolena Oliver December 29, 2008

Telly Dean

A really nice boy who PMS's like a girl. He's cute, fun to be around, and will still love you at the end of the day if you do something stupid.

Brianna: Oh look! Here comes Telly Dean.
Cassy: ;) Hottt

by N. E. Bodie March 13, 2012