kink-o-meter

the device that measures the level of kinkiness in a given situation.

JT's comment about the vibrator raised the level on the kink-o-meter beyond the limits of safety.

by Infinity.Syc0 July 20, 2008

thot-o-meter

A boner, the longer it is the more of a thot the female you see is.

Thot: Hey there, big boy.

Thot Destroyer: My thot-o-meter is higher than ever, BEGONE!

by 69xXx_Memez_xXx69 May 24, 2018

fup-o-meter

A device used to measure or detect the presence of fupon particles.

The needle was buried on my fup-o-meter when I saw that chick's huge fup!

by Aeroh4x December 15, 2008

omeer

Omeer is omeer

Omeer is omeer if omeer is omeer?

by Yazubee March 27, 2017

Sauce-o-meter

Sort of a number line used to dicribe things that are Saucey or Un-Saucey. Words or phrases right of the zero are good or possitve(saucey). Words or phrases left of zero on the Sauce-o-meter are bad or negitve (un-saucey).

Pronounced: sauce-om-a-ter

(In homeroom)Nick: yo im bored!
Mike: lets make some way to rate "saucey"
Nick: We need a SAUCE-O-METER!

by Mike the sauceman Nick November 14, 2009

Kickass-o-meter

a scale that measures how kickass someone or something is. Normally used when an already cool person does something awesome, normally followed by applause.

Our new "gym teacher in training" was previously a soldier in Iraq. He has a biker beard (a moustache that only goes around the mouth) and just stands there, arms crossed, looking incredibly badass. He is just concentrated awesomeness.

Me- dude look at the gym teacher.
Damian- which one?
Me- I don't know his name, the soldier guy.
Bryan- he's just standing there looking cool.
Me- I know right! He's fucking awesome!
James- he radiates awesomeness.
Me- yeah, if someone stood next to him, they would be twice as awesome the next day!
All- Yeah!
*whole room gets noisy*
Gym teachers- guys! Guys!
*REALLY loud whistle(the finger one)*
*everyone stares at guy and begins to applaud*
Me- that guy just jumped a notch on the kickass-o-meter.

by MaximumOverdrive March 28, 2009

age-o-meter

age-o-meter:

the formula to work out what the youngest person you can date it

formula:
let x = ur age

x/2+7=.....

"hey what age is to young for me man"
"use the age-o-meter man x/2+7=....."

by Mr Rightman March 22, 2011