Oklahoma

Safe word for an erection.

Used in reference to the shape of the American state, Oklahoma, with its very long panhandle.

Excuse me, Mr. Schwartz, this math has got oklahoma written all over it...

by S.K.M.Jr. June 28, 2011

oklahoma

Due to the suffering the suffering that any person from Oklahoma has to endure, this has become a popular safety world in acts of sexual bondage or stupidity. This word also has a strong history of being screamed during acts of drunken stupor at almost any unfortunate happening.

Papa screamed Oklahoma when Nixon twisted his nipple.

"Oklahoma" hollered Will when he saw an extremely drunk and very naked man standing on the stairs.

by Nick Holt July 28, 2008

Oklahoma

The code word in a massage parlor to signal that you would like a happy ending.

My massage was almost over but I yelled out oklahoma and received a happy ending.

by Steamer78 June 17, 2013

Oklahoma

Oklahoma, home of crazy weather and impossible to get out red dirt. The 46th state of the United States of America. It’s a nice place if you don’t mind a little wind and sudden weather changes. While other states have the same weather all day or at least know what to expect, Oklahomans always need to be prepared to have sleeting in the mornings and 85 degree weather by 2pm with 70mph winds all day. Look out for dirt while wearing nice clothes. If you encounter a tornado, don’t seek shelter, poor a glass of sweet tea and watch from the porch.

Friend 1:Just planned a trip to Oklahoma to visit my family.
Friend 2: Cool, mind if I come?
Friend 1:No but your paying for the tornado season tea

by mikayla_36 October 2, 2020

oklahoma

It’s gonna be 75 degrees on day in december and 45 the next day. Don’t forget the guy who invented sonic is from seminole oklahoma.

Yo what’s so special about oklahoma?
-The Nothingness and Sonic.

by vinc2908 December 12, 2021

Oklahoma

not goodlahoma or badlahoma

oklahoma: neutral
goodlahoma: thumbs up
badlahoma: thumbs down

by randomguy6942069420 December 31, 2021

Oklahoma

The best shithole in the US. It's cheap and super fucked up but nowhere near as bad as Arkansas, Louisiana, or Mississippi. It's a weird clusterfuck of southern, midwestern, and southwestern, although mostly southern, that somehow works just fine. People in Oklahoma, referred to as Okies or Oklahomans, or if you're cool, Oklahomies, love weed, sweet tea, country music, Jesus, football, and just redneck shit in general. The two huge major cities, Tulsa and OKC, are both shitholes, although OKC is slightly less of a shithole. Oklahoma, just like the rest of the south, has an absurdly high teen pregnancy rate and a lot of meth heads.

Oklahoma may not be great, but it's a hell of a lot better than Mississippi!

by Crapfeces December 20, 2023