The Point Of Life

To live and to die. Quite simple really.

Friend: What is the point of life?
Me: well to live and then die of course!
Friend: Sounds about right.

by The Point Of Life February 7, 2017

University of Life

An idiom used commonly on Facebook by high school and college dropouts who secretly regret being unsuccessful at getting an education, and want to make it look intentional. It supposedly means that life is the person's teacher, although most of its students have not learned anything but how to just barely survive while still being able to afford enough alcohol to block the pain of lost dreams.

Psssh! Why go to school when I can get a job now? I was totally smart enough for school, I just choose to attend the University of Life!

by Rum Fiend May 17, 2018

Nozzle of Life

Slang for a chicks tit.

"Hey, ever gotten a titty twister?" "Oh Hell no, that's my nozzle of life!"

by 99999ace April 30, 2011

the meaning of life

Death

The meaning of life is death

by ieatbabiesandchildren January 7, 2017

razz way of life

To live everyday like it’s your last day on earth.

“I’m going to live the razz way of life everyday.”

by Tom Wright December 6, 2021

kiss of life

Artificial respiration

A boy was saved with kiss of life.

by Nmorg February 22, 2010

suck the dick of life

The quality of being brave; fearless; intrepidity; with a hint of retardation.

'Its time to go suck the dick of life!' before driving towards a hurricane.

by john916 September 2, 2010