octopussy

a really lame person that has so many excuses as to why they can't do something

George didn't stand up to that guy tonight because he said he had a sprained ankle, what an octopussy.

by Ariana A. Mata January 5, 2009

octopussying

When the pussy wet and it gets stuck to a part of someone else's body e.g. a leg and attaches to said leg much like an octopus' tentacle.

Bro we fucked for an hour and after she wouldn't stop octopussying on my leg

Haha that's classic bro don't you love that

by Shela L May 31, 2020

Octopussy

A plural equivalent of octopus

An annoying person

“Your being such an octopussy!”
-Isaac Siebert 2020

by Isaac Siebert February 9, 2020

Octopussy

When you let a octopus eat you out!

I did an octopussy at the aquarium

by CaptainKockx June 16, 2021

OctoPussy

When females put one or more octopus's in her vaginal hole and has a fishy smell.

"Bro, she got octopussy, don't even think about it."

by Lol Mami B November 2, 2021

Octopussy

1 male and 8 Girls get drunk which leads to the man having sex with all of them in an hour usually resulting in 1 or 2 girls getting pregnant

Kyle: Yo man I had an Octopussy last night!
Keith: Whats that?
Kyle: I had sex with 8 girls in the same hour!!
Keith: You didn't get anyone pregnant did you?
Kyle: I got two of them pregnant im so screwed!

by Trojan November 4, 2019

Octopussy

A vagina that has suction.

That octopussy is like a vacumm

by [e-mail] May 4, 2014